Player Quotes

[blue_wolfy]

vincent is a playah

[Tremayne7]

*Pouts* Does this mean Zach can run off with Tira?

[luminance]

Arkaz fanfiction... sigh.

[blue_wolfy]

Why a certain blond bard shouldnt be left on server alone.

[Zombie]

ment this as a compliment and as a good thing too Zack, any woman would give their right hand for someone who cared for them the way you do for andy.

Some women give their left....

[luminance]

ment this as a compliment and as a good thing too Zack, any woman would give their right hand for someone who cared for them the way you do for andy.

Some women give their left....

SHHHHHH

(everyone thought this >_>)

[luminance]

AntiPaladin> Zombie, what has four legs, fuzzy pants, and a seething rage?
Zombie1> two barbarians?

Oh god, I wish I'd remembered this thread sooner. Let's see what I have saved in my quotes txt file!

...

MOST OF THESE ARE FROM 3D.

AntiPallyRULEZ writes . . . "And on the third day, Luke Skywalker drifted the isles into the swamps of Degobah."
AntiPallyRULEZ continues writing "And Obi-WAn did sayith 'Andriste, build yourself an Academy where you can offer absolutely nothing but a scaling quest for a teleportation ring.' And Andriste did as Obi-Wan commanded"
AntiPallyRULEZ finishes "And all was well in a isle far far away."

AntiPaladin> Arkaz is an equal-opportunity server where ~all~ manner of creatures, be they good or evil, tall or short, smart or dumb can come to pillage or be at peace-whatever be their preference.

Darkfire destroys AntiPallycool and chlorine
chlorine is apparently destroyed
chlorine> Now what will you use to purify your swimming pools.
Darkfire> blood
chlorine> I see how it is

Chlorine stuffs socks in Ronan's mouth
Ronan> mmm mmmm mmm.

AntiPallyPacking slaps Jalya|AFK around a bit with a large trout
AntiPallyPacking slaps Rudiki-Writing around a bit with a large trout
AntiPallyPacking slaps Ronan around a bit with a large trout
AntiPallyPacking slaps Darkfire around a bit with a large trout
AntiPallyPacking> And with that . . .
AntiPallyPacking> Goodbye.
Ronan> You must be fishing.

Blackraven> Oh Miranda *swoons*

>.> gratuitous!

AP> Now, you might say, "Having Adonis sit on you isn't that bad"
Zombie> but adonis doesnt wear pants
AP> Oh, you think he doesn't try, Zombie?
AP> You should see his closet.
AP> Pants pants pants pants pants.
AP> He's like, a secret pants wearer.
AP> He goes in, locks all the doors and closes all the windows, and just dives in.
AP> He pulls one pant on one leg, and just Oooooh! Just loves it, man, he just loves it.

... and that's not even getting into my screencap folders:

IC Quotes: 384 files
OOC Quotes: 262 files

[luminance]

*AntiPaladin requests a ^5 from Lumi
*Chlorine refuses
<AntiPaladin> :'(
*AntiPaladin requests a ^5 from Zombie
*Zombie1 leaves you hanging
<AntiPaladin>
*AntiPaladin requests a ^5 from Mr. Palemaster
*AntiPaladin goes off to find a suitable crying corner
<Ronan> huh?
=-= AntiPaladin is now known as APAbsent
<Chlorine> lol
*Chlorine high fives Ronan and Zombie just to be a jerk?
*Ronan uses left hand.
*Chlorine uses left hand
*Zombie1 left hand

You are really asking the wrong people here, AP...

[luminance]

Impersonation going on in IRC

=-= AntiPaladin is now known as Luminance
<Chlorine> :<
<Chlorine> wut
=-= ambrosia is now known as Ronan
* Ronan plotz
=-= Chlorine is now known as Adonis
<Caparzo> HAH!
* Adonis is a wemic
=-= Luminance is now known as Miranda
* Ronan is a raven
<Miranda> "Hi, I wear pink ruffles! I'm innocent as can be!
* Miranda flutters eyelashes
<Caparzo> That...is beyond....creepy.
* Adonis stalks around being an angry hypocrite and looking through windows
* Ronan flutters eyelashes
<Miranda> "What's that, you don't like Necromancy?! F-U!"
<Adonis> "why hello little girl would you like some candy"
<Miranda> "Yeah, yeah, that's right, F-U! F YOUR MOTHER! F your friends! F the air you breath!"
<Tremayne> I could be Aria....
<Miranda> Oh, hi Zach!
* Miranda beams
<Adonis> No, I am secretly in love with Andy
<Tremayne> Zach loves his Andy
<Miranda> ... But I'm Andy.
<Miranda> Don't you see?
<Adonis> that must make Zach evil, I will vanquish/smite him in the most hypocritical way possible
<Miranda> ...
<Miranda> "Watches Adonis do what he's supposed to."
<Tremayne> Evil???? *looks confused*
<Miranda> Yeah, you're evil Zach.
<Miranda> You always have been, you always will be. I pray for your soul.
<Tremayne> I am????
<Miranda> ... I'm going to kill you Vincent.
<Miranda> With Necromancy. Lots of Necromancy. Because that's all I know. Necromancy.
* Adonis slaps everyone with fish all the goddamn time
<Caparzo> Now that really does sound like something Miranda would say.
<Tremayne> *HUGS Adonis*
* Adonis smites zach
* Adonis smites flowers for looking at him funny
<Tremayne> *sniffs*
<Miranda> "What's that, there's a mouse in the cottage, SCOURGE HIS SOUL FOR ETERNITY!"
* Adonis stalks around with swords
* Miranda makes the mouse suffer
* Adonis grunts a lot
* Caparzo dies laughing
* Miranda takes delight in an innocent creature's pain
=-= Miranda is now known as AntiPaladin
=-= Adonis is now known as your_mom
=-= AntiPaladin is now known as AndySmells
=-= your_mom is now known as AdonisStinks
=-= AndySmells is now known as MirandaRose
<MirandaRose> "Oh, looky me, I can act all cute and perky!"
<MirandaRose> "Oh noes, but ... but what's that, what's that I have under my sleeve ... ?"
<MirandaRose> "... A BONE ARM?!"
<MirandaRose> "Oh dear, oh noes, oh my!"
=-= MirandaRose is now known as Adonis
<Adonis> "Want to go swimming, Andy?! The water is awesome!"
=-= Adonis is now known as Miranda
<Miranda> "Naw, I'm good, thanks though."

<Miranda> I blame Necromancers.
* Miranda blames herself

<Miranda> Ima dp every last one of you people logging in.
<Miranda> With my greatsword of holy smiting.
<Caparzo> That is so funny to hear coming from Andy's lips.

[luminance]

More impersonation:

--> Tremayne has joined #arkaz
<Chlorine> Hi Tremayne!
<Tremayne> Hi honey!
<AntiPaladin> Omg, TREMYANEAKLFSJA;KFSJ/?!??!?
* Tremayne hugs AP
=-= AntiPaladin is now known as MirandaRose
<MirandaRose> "Hi Zach!"
=-= Chlorine is now known as Adonis
<Adonis> rrrrrrrr
<Tremayne> Hi honey!
* Caparzo|Y|Casey Gets popcorn ready.
<MirandaRose> "Omg, did you see Adonis?! He's ~sooooo~ weird."
* Adonis tromps around grunting
<Tremayne> Adonis is not weird
<MirandaRose> "Oh, is ... is that a little boar?! DIE! SUFFER FOR ETERNITY!"
<MirandaRose> "Mouse?! OMG, your soul is mine!"
* gOOnthAA joins in the boar suffering
* Adonis is totally weird
<MirandaRose> I feel that you're not portraying Adonis appropriately.
<Adonis> RrrrRrRrrRRrrrr
* Adonis prances
<MirandaRose> Now we're getting somewhere.
<MirandaRose> No, no it's ...
* MirandaRose prances like a lordly Wemic
* Adonis prances like a hypocritical wemic

Wishful thinking:

<Ravenfeather> !waffle
<ZebStatus> (>^_^)>(#) Here, have a waffle
<Chlorine> !waffle
<ZebStatus> (>^_^)>(#) Here, have a waffle
<Ravenfeather> !cookie
<Ravenfeather> !cake
<Chlorine> !a hundred bucks
<Ravenfeather> !fish

And then I sorted out my "IC quotes" folder and got thirty six good, nonspoilery ones I can share.

Raven loves all wildlife.
How mysterious!
It's pronounced "Keivick."
Decorative!
Sebastian is an observant fellow
Whatever gave him that idea?
Never trust the halfling, he'll conspire against you.
Adonis is a wemic.
He's a very formal guy!
Wemic pants have been discussed before.
Arvia and Adonis Didn't get along well
He would never.
Adonis reads a note from Ronan.
And he wonders why all the necromancers are emo.
Imagine it as a musical.
But they don't always synchronize so well.
Motivation!
Everything is Eilshe's fault.
Something we can all agree on.
Poor Tira.
Resiliant!
Tira knows how to capture pirates.
But actually, both answers were right.
Excellent advice from Ronan.
Truth!
This was almost AWESOME.
Andy learned from the best.
I love our DMs, even if they are not so fond of me.
Classy!