Player Quotes

[ambrosia]

Hell freezes over:

[Ronan]

Fun on IRC.

ambrosia: varm's matchmaking services?

AntiPaladin: Here's Adonis' application to the new dating service.
AntiPaladin: "Hi, I'm a mentally unstable Wemic of an unknown age."
AntiPaladin: "I like drugs, booze, fighting and making fun of Palemasters."
AntiPaladin: "My perfect woman likes long walks on the beach, pillaging crypts and will also share the same, hypocritical hatred of Necromancy."
AntiPaladin: "... have anything for me, Mr. Matchmaker?"

gray: Hmmm I wonder...

Ronan: Ronan's:
Ronan: "Hello, I am a workaholic that doesn't have time for a serious relationship."
Ronan: "Despite being engaged, I'd like to have some fun on the side."
Ronan: "If you enjoy long hours spent droning on about magic theory, and want to serve at my feet, you may be the right person for me."

AntiPaladin: Zee poor, poor Sasee. :'(
Ronan: >.>
ambrosia: rofl
gray: *thinks in the Karmic realm and considers*

AntiPaladin: I'm pretty sure Brynja's would be, "I'm looking for someone that has eyes."

ambrosia: Hi. I'm an anal retentive vampire who will point out all of your flaws and re-create you in my image. If you enjoy suffering and do not mind loosing the occasional limb or body part, please call.

[3DWarrior]

Goodness, Miranda, with a Gnome no less!

[ambrosia]

Later Skek could be heard saying What iss cookiess?
With infallible Kobold wisdom it was explained to him that they are like souls only smaller!

[Nessa_Lynn]

I know this isn't an IG quote but after the Toloria server crashed this is what was said, I was finally able to get a screen shot after i cleaned up the milk that shot from my nose off my keyboard.
If you know or have talked to Stephen Tir'ein you will understand just how funny this really is.

[VCaparzo]

Sheesh you guys are such bullies

Maybe this one's tooting my own horn but since we're bashing my characters anyway I feel like sharing something Tira said about Casey. It has to be hands down the most accurate description of him and quite literally had me down on the floor laughing and clapping.

"You have one of the most relaxed, limber, flexible bodies I've ever seen.. and at the same time you have one of the stiffest, unbending, rigid minds I've ever seen.. I'm just trying to figure out how they came to coexist in the same person."

Thank you for that Tira, simply priceless in my mind.

[terror2001]

The first good funny of the Halloween evening.

[3DWarrior]

While lurking on irc has been fun, I thought the forums deserved a dose of some classy AP-ness.


Edit: *SNIP*

Rule 0: Common Sense. If you purposefully set someone up to be embarrassed by what you say, it probably shouldn't be said as it can, and does, hurt. --- Avani

[Kali]

[VCaparzo]

Gah! That was a typo I swear! Vincent did not invite Brynja on his honeymoon! Just the weddin'.

Evil Evil Evil Zombie!

...also that should be 'anyhow' not anyone.