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Player Quotes
Having seen some of the things that were said last night I think its definately time we had a player quotes thread.
So here you go. Somewhere to stitch up all those other players
So here you go. Somewhere to stitch up all those other players
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*tries to find a very deep hole to hide in*Alphonse wrote:Taken from Sonja's journal before it was edited out.
I now have to explain to my boss what was so funny I drenched my keyboard in coffeeSonja's Journal wrote:A few of us prayed over them while Alphonse stood erect and proud
The gauntlet is now well and truely thrown down
*Is very glad he did not find the one on twigs and logs*
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When a ranger meets domestic animals.....
or
A female in a male body and anatomy......
*slightly edited to get the whole story *
and an addition
or
A female in a male body and anatomy......
*slightly edited to get the whole story *
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: Intelligence Check, Roll 1d20: 5 + Modifier: 1 = Total: 6
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: PC Dicebag :[Public] What do you want to do?
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: [EXIT]
Sonja Pyre: You are no longer pale
Sonja Pyre: Intelligence Check, Roll 1d20: 7 + Modifier: 1 = Total: 8
Helthor : [Tell] *the oxe gives milk...so it is a cow...* (to Nat)
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: *chukles quietely to herself*
Helthor : [Tell] *the bucket for the well is useless.....*
Sonja Pyre: The bucket for the well is not attached
Sonja Pyre: Of what possible use is that?
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: the oxe there *points* is a cow..
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: it gives milk you see...
Helthor : ((*cries*))
Sonja Pyre: Is there water in it?
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: havent look
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: *looked
Helthor : ((*cries because of laughing so hard*
Sonja Pyre: [Tell] helthor said the bucket is useless
Helthor : ))
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: [Tell] and that the oxe is a cow, because it gives milk...
Sonja Pyre: *picks up the bucket*
Sonja Pyre: *carries it into the fenced area
Take 20 : Nat'Arie Tir'Narr : Animal Empathy : *success* : (20 + 5 = 25 vs. DC: 16)
Dominated Ox.
Sonja Pyre: *sets the bucket under the oxen.
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: hello miss will you stand still for a while?
Sonja Pyre: *looks at Nat* You are the one close to animals
Helthor : [Tell] let the oxen go!!!
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: she will stand still right now i think
Sonja Pyre: Do you know how to have her give milk?
You are no longer dominating Ox.
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: no
Ox: mmmmmmooooooooooooooo
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: but i think those things under it might help
Sonja Pyre: *Looks underneath it* Perhaps these?
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: try
Ox: *there is just one of those things*
Sonja Pyre: *reaches under and squeezes*
Ox: MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: ((ROLF))
Sonja Pyre: *blushes*
Sonja Pyre: That was no female
Nat'Arie Tir'Narr: *blushes heavily*
and an addition
Sonjas journal wrote: Stand near the well and trying to decide what needed done next I noticed the buck by the well was not attached and Nat thought it good for milking a cow. She pointed to the Oxen and suggested it the best one.*scratches out the rest of the entry*
*Note to self, Rangers know of wild animals and not domesticated ones*