Player Quotes

[luminance]

Forgot to post these earlier:

orvarg> being a palemaster means never have to worrying about "what happened to my other mitten?"

*Ronan has joined #arkaz
*Ronan looks for random people to poke.
*Ronan pokes Jal-work
*Ronan pokes Caparzo
*Ronan pokes Samhaim|Sick
*Ronan flees.
Ronan has left irc.stratics.com (Quit: Ronan)
<Caparzo> That kid is too quick.

(Repeated a hundred times:)
Lum and/or Sam: ((something about mint-flavored food))
Ronan: ((sad head-shaking and/or disgusted faces))
Lum: Ronan likes mint!
Ronan: That's because he's evil!

[Kali]

[makelovelikewar]

Waas has a question after running into Aiko, Sonja, and Noor having a talk in Old Hamlet.

Waas : [Tell] What's the alignment shift for being dirty girls? Hehe

Poor Noor...

[Eternal Time]

Important rules for surviving the workplace:

<Jall0|Work> #1 - Put your stupid cell phone on VIBRATE mode!
<Jall0|Work> or, alternatively, turn off the ringer and/or the device altogether
<Vashalgrim> #2 Don't let the zombies in, no matter what they offer in return, including but not limited to not eating your eyes
<Jall0|Work> right
<Jall0|Work> #3 - wear earphones if you listen to music
<Rosemary> #4- if you feel like you might turn into some form of lycanthrope, please leave the building
<Jall0|Work> or head to the basement
<Vashalgrim> #5 - No dancing on the ceilings
<Jall0|Work> #6 - your exercise ball is to be used as a chair or as a stretching device - NOT as a means of transportation around the office
<Rosemary> #7- Undead of any kind are strictly prohibited
<Vashalgrim> Hey that is discrimination!
<Jall0|Work> #8 - Keep all your venison jerky safely stored to give to Zunya the Hawk later on
<Rosemary> I don't write the rules! I just follow them.
<Vashalgrim> #9 - The use of caltrops is forbidden, regardless of how funny it is to pop the exercise balls.
<Rosemary> #10- Keep hands, feet, and various weaponry to yourself
<Brayon> #11 - Never say "I'm Sorry." Apologize, but never say I'm sorry
<Vashalgrim> #12 - The customer is only right so long as they are on the phone/in your presence. Once they leave they are wrong.
* Jall0|Work has created monsters.... backs away veeeeeeeewwy slowly
<Vashalgrim> #13 - Cannibalism is a personal choice, just not one you can make at work.
<Rosemary> #14- Never say "I don't care" even if it's someone asking if you'd like chocolate or vanilla.
<Rosemary> And you were complaining about me descriminating?
* Jall0|Work reads #13, shifts eyes, drops the boss's hand from her plate to her trashbin, whistles innocently
<Jall0|Work> also fun that it had to be -that- one that,s #13
<Vashalgrim> Well yeah..but as you said I didn't write the rules
<Vashalgrim> #15 - You don't talk about what happened at last year's Christmas party.....EVER.
<Jall0|Work> oooh good one
<Rosemary> #16- Blackmail is frowned upon, so don't get caught
<Jall0|Work> #17 - the photocopies from last office party are to be shredded
<Vashalgrim> #17.5 - Twice
<Rosemary> #17.6- Unless they're really good blackmail
<Vashalgrim> #17.6a - See #16
<Jall0|Work> #18 - The boss is always right.
<Jall0|Work> #19 - If the boss is wrong, see #18.
<Vashalgrim> #20 - Do not send that annoying forward around to your co-workers. Especially if two minutes on snopes.com shows you how wrong it is.
<Jall0|Work> *nodnod*
<Rosemary> #21- Placing dead/plastic animals on chairs is not nice, though funny
<Jall0|Work> #22 - We recommend using plastic insects instead.
*** Caparzo|Lunch is now known as Caparzo|Work
<Vashalgrim> #23 - Make sure to properly dispose of all dead animals found on your chair. YOUR chair - YOUR responsibility.
<Jall0|Work> #24 - The organic food downstairs is short on meat supply. You do the math.
<Jall0|Work> *organic food store
<Vashalgrim> #25 - If you can't think of anyone else to blame, it is Caparzo's fault, regardless of if you know him or not.
<Rosemary> #25.5- Esspecially if it's really your fault
<Vashalgrim> #26 - Take responsibility for your actions
<Caparzo|Work> #27 - All bribes should be in the form of, or exchangeable for muffins.
<Vashalgrim> #26.5 You will be fired for failing to follow rules #16 and #25
<Rosemary> #27.5- Magical cookies are also acceptable
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<Zombie2> hi
<Vashalgrim> Hello
<Vashalgrim> #28 - You don't have to get along with your coworkers out side of work, but do not throw them off the building during work time.
<Rosemary> #29- When attempting illegal activities, do not get caught
<Vashalgrim> #30 - Be nice to the cleaning staff, they often know more about what happens here than you do.
<Jall0|Work> #30 - If you need to download illegal content, see #27 and approach the office's IT guy
<Caparzo|Work> #32 - You are only granted two get out of jail free cards per week.
<Caparzo|Work> Heya Zombie.
<Jall0|Work> Hi Z!
<Vashalgrim> #33 - The #31 has been banned from the building
<Jall0|Work> #33 - The office will ALWAYS be either too hot or too cold. Deal with it.
<Caparzo|Work> ...Okay, who broke Rule #7?
<Caparzo|Work> ..and rule #2
<Jall0|Work> not I!
<Vashalgrim> Wasn't me
* Jall0|Work remembers #25
<Vashalgrim> Caparzo!
<Rosemary> #35- Speaking made up languages is prohibited unless a copy of the translations has been provided for the boss
<Caparzo|Work> Good, that was a test Jall0, you pass.
<Caparzo|Work> Actually, Vash is the one who passed.
<Vashalgrim> A winner is ME!
<Caparzo|Work> Just remembering the rules isn't enough Jall0, you have to act out on them as obnoxiously as possible.
<Zombie2> is that rule #40?
<Caparzo|Work> The unspoken #34 actually.
<Caparzo|Work> No jumping ahead Zombie. <--- that's rule #40
<Zombie2> so which rule says its ok to tell the computer help desk you didnt do any thing, the computer just broke itself?
<Vashalgrim> #36
<Zombie2> i hat #36
<Vashalgrim> Though really you should follow rule # 25 for that
<Rosemary> Yep, yep. When in doubt, always try #25
<Vashalgrim> #37 - Do NOT feed the gremlins after midnight....anywhere in the world. We are trying to starve them to death because they have caused too much destruction already.
<Caparzo|Work> Well...technically you don't want to feed the Mogwi after midnight. Not sure what happens when a Gremlin eats after midnight.
<Vashalgrim> Gremlin sympathizer! Mogwi don't cause problems, gremlins do....but fine we will starve the Mogwi to death too - #37.5

[luminance]

I stop paying attention to IRC for ten seconds...

<Samhaim> moo
<mllw> Moo?
<Samhaim> You know, moo. As in the sound a cow makes.
<Samhaim> Moo
<mllw> Feeling a bit bovine today?
<Samhaim> Bovine is divine.
*mllw runs off to create a new deity
<ambrosia> no kidding
<Samhaim> Bovine?
<Zombie2> moomelia
<ambrosia> I was just about to say that
<Samhaim> She comes from the land of Mooshu
<Samhaim> Where the people speak Moomish
<ambrosia> now we know where she went when she left Ysgard
<Zombie2> her priests all know moo-fu
*renard5|bleh runs off to worship new deity
<Samhaim> And her holy saying is "Don't hath a cow.
<Samhaim> and they eat moo-goo-gye-pan
<Zombie2> her holy warriors are the knights of the udder
<Zombie2> they can cure lactose intolerance with a touch
<Zombie2> thou shalt taste the double cream of justice!
<Zombie2> belinde could join and be the dairy queen
<Zombie2> or the fairy dairy queen
<ambrosia> you're already enough fairy queens for me ;p
<Zombie2> but not the hairy fairy dairy queen

minor typo correction + lol-removal

[luminance]

There are quotes, and then there are quotes you must upload in the middle of an event.



This is one of the latter.

[Tiramisu]

From today's long trek through the countryside:

[Vashalgrim]

<ForsakenPlague> Seriously, you're almost as bad as that emo Wemic.
<Vashalgrim> Which wemic is that?
<ForsakenPlague> Let me rephrase that. If Miranda's journal, and Ronan's journal, and Adonis' journal all made a love child together, your journal would be that love child.
<Vashalgrim> Awww...that is so sweet
<ForsakenPlague> You may quote me on that.
<Vashalgrim> Tempted to rename my journal
<ForsakenPlague> "Lovechild Entries."
<Caparzo|Work> So disturbing.

[Adament]

Triah's lack of sleep and her nightmares have started affecting her. Last time I saw her she kept breaking down. I'm not exactly sure what she was trying to say...at one point she seemed to think I was mocking her. Then she seemed happy with me. She just kept switching between moods, it was very confusing. I wish I knew some way to help with her nightmares, but I do not think that is a battle I can fight for her.

"Son, that's called a period." Runs and hides

[Zombie]

Found this one, thought you might get a groan out of it.


The question is, why is Morgan hoarding eggs?