The Joy of Working with Smart People
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:45 pm
Okay so I'll start off by telling you what I do.
I'm the Network Manager for a State College. One of my duties is being the schools Computer Security Officer.
Well I get this email from one of my users
He wants to know if he needs to contact the legal department.
So here is my reply to him
I'm the Network Manager for a State College. One of my duties is being the schools Computer Security Officer.
Well I get this email from one of my users
With a zip file attachment.Dear Sir/Madam,
we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.
Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.
Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison
*** Federal Bureau of Investigation -FBI-
*** 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Room 3220
*** Washington, DC 20535
*** phone: (202) 324-3000
He wants to know if he needs to contact the legal department.
So here is my reply to him
Dude trust me, if the FBI thought you were doing something wrong, you'd be living the good life soaking up the sun in wonderful Cuba right now.
Please do not open the attachment...please...I'll give you a cookie.