Thomas reads scroll wrong (or was it really the DM?)
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:06 am
We just had to rave about this DM encounter. It was just too cool not to share.
So ... there I was death plained and Thomas reads a raise dead scroll... and there I was a ghost, with my corpse lying solid below my floating body.
Thanks to "Dunge Onmaster" it was the most hysterical thing we could have imagined happening to us. For those of you that know us, you'll realize this "discussion" sounds familiar as some version of things you've heard in real life. For those that don't know us, well we hope you find it as entertaining as we did.
Willow and Thomas meet up with some bad guys and....
Willow --> You slip closer to death.
((insert Thomas and Malame (cat) fighting bad guys to the death))
Willow Riverbend: ugh!
Your soul is beeing ripped apart from your body.
((list of lost items...wow I have a lot of stuff))
((Thomas casts raise dead))
Thomas Drakkonn: oh thank ......waht the?
Thomas Drakkonn: Willow....dear?!
Willow Riverbend: whooo....aa...oh... my
Thomas Drakkonn: is that you?
Willow Riverbend: uh.. yes... I believe so.
Thomas Drakkonn: oh.....my.....
Thomas Drakkonn: I....er.....oh my
Thomas Drakkonn: you are...a ghost?
Thomas Drakkonn: *hits own head*
Willow Riverbend: Um....*looks down at body*... I don't know that I can carry any of that ... oh bother... *starts to sound upset*
Thomas Drakkonn: I was sure i read the scroll right
Thomas Drakkonn: oh boy....this is all my fault
Willow Riverbend: I'm definitely not the.... you read a scroll?
Thomas Drakkonn: *starts pacing in circle*
Willow Riverbend: Are you sure it was the right one?
Willow Riverbend: Thomas... you and your fetish with the undead!
Thomas Drakkonn: yes....but i must have read something wrong
Willow Riverbend: YOU undeaded me?
Thomas Drakkonn: er.....I...er....dont know
Willow Riverbend: Of all the .....
Thomas Drakkonn: Its never done this before
Thomas Drakkonn: but dear.....
Willow Riverbend: I knew it.. all this going into the crypts and intrigue with ghosts... and ... well fix it!
Thomas Drakkonn: Im sure there is a way
Dunge Onmaster: +Tell+ Hahaha
Thomas Drakkonn: er....i just have to find it
Willow Riverbend: *points to body* I believe I belong in there.
Willow Riverbend: Put me back.
Thomas Drakkonn: yes dear
Thomas Drakkonn: im thinking dear
Thomas Drakkonn: *thinks hard*
Thomas Drakkonn: Spellcraft Check, Roll 1d20: 16 + Modifier: 47 = Total: 63
Willow Riverbend: Or you can carry all my stuff and explain this this thsi... *points to self* to Noor and Bruno and everyone else.
Thomas Drakkonn: Lore Check, Roll 1d20: 12 + Modifier: 48 = Total: 60
Willow Riverbend: +Tell+ LOL.. you have no idea how funny this is... we always joke about me persuing him after death.
Dunge Onmaster: +Tell+ Hahahah. Glad to...be of service? =P
Willow Riverbend: Thomas.. you remember how I've always told you I'd follow you even after death... well, this time you only have yourself to blame.
Thomas Drakkonn: oh boy
Thomas Drakkonn: *pulls out spellbook* must be something here
Willow Riverbend: Look at me... this greay.. dark.... I *starts to cry at little * I have no toes!!!
Willow Riverbend: I can't bounce on my toes.. I have not toes.
Willow Riverbend: I want toes Thomas.. I want toes.
Thomas Drakkonn: oh dear...please...sont cry...we will fis it
Thomas Drakkonn: okay.....okay...try this
Thomas Drakkonn: uuuuuummmmmmm
Willow Riverbend: We? what's this we? You did this... I ... *sniff*.... I didn't want... is it safe?
Willow Riverbend: are ou sure it's safe?
Thomas Drakkonn: yes...well...it cant hurt
Willow Riverbend: It can't hurt?
Thomas Drakkonn: after all....you are already a ghost
Thomas Drakkonn: oops
Thomas Drakkonn: *examines corpse8
Willow Riverbend: you're the know it all about undead.. are you sure that it can't get worse? I can think of plenty of things that could be worse.
Thomas Drakkonn: hold on
Thomas Drakkonn: try to "enter" yourself
((Willow successfully enters back into body that's been lying on the ground))
Thomas Drakkonn: oh thanks the gods
Thomas Drakkonn: it worked
Willow Riverbend: *starts gathering things together swiftly*... You and your crazy... *grumble*
Thomas Drakkonn: er....im sure it was something that sorceror did
Thomas Drakkonn: he was veeeeeery powerful
Thomas Drakkonn: i just barely saved your body
Thomas Drakkonn: after all....i never read scrolls wrong
Willow Riverbend: You almost killed me for good.
Thomas Drakkonn: it wasnt me!
Willow Riverbend: I still think you read the scroll right and had the wrong one.
Thomas Drakkonn: it was them!
Thomas Drakkonn: i only had one of those
Willow Riverbend: *looks around* them? there is no one else here.
Thomas Drakkonn: so I know it was rright
Thomas Drakkonn: of course not...i killed them
Thomas Drakkonn: biiiiig pwerful mage
Willow Riverbend: Oh.. wait blaming it on those mercenaries... they were using arrows and fighting.. you are NOT blaming this on them.
Thomas Drakkonn: well....not as good as me...but he was tough
Thomas Drakkonn: he had a magic shield up...i couldnt even spell him
Thomas Drakkonn: i had to hit him.....a lot!
Thomas Drakkonn: and malame...she almost died
Thomas Drakkonn: saving your body
Willow Riverbend: Yeah.. and then you read the wrong scroll... *taps foot*
Thomas Drakkonn: i did NOT
Thomas Drakkonn: i only had one raise dead scroll.....and its gone
Thomas Drakkonn: so i had to read the right one
Willow Riverbend: Ah so then you did read it wrong.. got it.
Thomas Drakkonn: he used some weird necromancy on you
Willow Riverbend: You read the scroll wrong and made me a ghost.
Thomas Drakkonn: i NEVER read wrong
Thomas Drakkonn: im a genius
Thomas Drakkonn: aaaaaaaaand i brought you back
Once again... thank you for the opportunity to have fun!!
Willow and Thomas
So ... there I was death plained and Thomas reads a raise dead scroll... and there I was a ghost, with my corpse lying solid below my floating body.
Thanks to "Dunge Onmaster" it was the most hysterical thing we could have imagined happening to us. For those of you that know us, you'll realize this "discussion" sounds familiar as some version of things you've heard in real life. For those that don't know us, well we hope you find it as entertaining as we did.
Willow and Thomas meet up with some bad guys and....
Willow --> You slip closer to death.
((insert Thomas and Malame (cat) fighting bad guys to the death))
Willow Riverbend: ugh!
Your soul is beeing ripped apart from your body.
((list of lost items...wow I have a lot of stuff))
((Thomas casts raise dead))
Thomas Drakkonn: oh thank ......waht the?
Thomas Drakkonn: Willow....dear?!
Willow Riverbend: whooo....aa...oh... my
Thomas Drakkonn: is that you?
Willow Riverbend: uh.. yes... I believe so.
Thomas Drakkonn: oh.....my.....
Thomas Drakkonn: I....er.....oh my
Thomas Drakkonn: you are...a ghost?
Thomas Drakkonn: *hits own head*
Willow Riverbend: Um....*looks down at body*... I don't know that I can carry any of that ... oh bother... *starts to sound upset*
Thomas Drakkonn: I was sure i read the scroll right
Thomas Drakkonn: oh boy....this is all my fault
Willow Riverbend: I'm definitely not the.... you read a scroll?
Thomas Drakkonn: *starts pacing in circle*
Willow Riverbend: Are you sure it was the right one?
Willow Riverbend: Thomas... you and your fetish with the undead!
Thomas Drakkonn: yes....but i must have read something wrong
Willow Riverbend: YOU undeaded me?
Thomas Drakkonn: er.....I...er....dont know
Willow Riverbend: Of all the .....
Thomas Drakkonn: Its never done this before
Thomas Drakkonn: but dear.....
Willow Riverbend: I knew it.. all this going into the crypts and intrigue with ghosts... and ... well fix it!
Thomas Drakkonn: Im sure there is a way
Dunge Onmaster: +Tell+ Hahaha
Thomas Drakkonn: er....i just have to find it
Willow Riverbend: *points to body* I believe I belong in there.
Willow Riverbend: Put me back.
Thomas Drakkonn: yes dear
Thomas Drakkonn: im thinking dear
Thomas Drakkonn: *thinks hard*
Thomas Drakkonn: Spellcraft Check, Roll 1d20: 16 + Modifier: 47 = Total: 63
Willow Riverbend: Or you can carry all my stuff and explain this this thsi... *points to self* to Noor and Bruno and everyone else.
Thomas Drakkonn: Lore Check, Roll 1d20: 12 + Modifier: 48 = Total: 60
Willow Riverbend: +Tell+ LOL.. you have no idea how funny this is... we always joke about me persuing him after death.
Dunge Onmaster: +Tell+ Hahahah. Glad to...be of service? =P
Willow Riverbend: Thomas.. you remember how I've always told you I'd follow you even after death... well, this time you only have yourself to blame.
Thomas Drakkonn: oh boy
Thomas Drakkonn: *pulls out spellbook* must be something here
Willow Riverbend: Look at me... this greay.. dark.... I *starts to cry at little * I have no toes!!!
Willow Riverbend: I can't bounce on my toes.. I have not toes.
Willow Riverbend: I want toes Thomas.. I want toes.
Thomas Drakkonn: oh dear...please...sont cry...we will fis it
Thomas Drakkonn: okay.....okay...try this
Thomas Drakkonn: uuuuuummmmmmm
Willow Riverbend: We? what's this we? You did this... I ... *sniff*.... I didn't want... is it safe?
Willow Riverbend: are ou sure it's safe?
Thomas Drakkonn: yes...well...it cant hurt
Willow Riverbend: It can't hurt?
Thomas Drakkonn: after all....you are already a ghost
Thomas Drakkonn: oops
Thomas Drakkonn: *examines corpse8
Willow Riverbend: you're the know it all about undead.. are you sure that it can't get worse? I can think of plenty of things that could be worse.
Thomas Drakkonn: hold on
Thomas Drakkonn: try to "enter" yourself
((Willow successfully enters back into body that's been lying on the ground))
Thomas Drakkonn: oh thanks the gods
Thomas Drakkonn: it worked
Willow Riverbend: *starts gathering things together swiftly*... You and your crazy... *grumble*
Thomas Drakkonn: er....im sure it was something that sorceror did
Thomas Drakkonn: he was veeeeeery powerful
Thomas Drakkonn: i just barely saved your body
Thomas Drakkonn: after all....i never read scrolls wrong
Willow Riverbend: You almost killed me for good.
Thomas Drakkonn: it wasnt me!
Willow Riverbend: I still think you read the scroll right and had the wrong one.
Thomas Drakkonn: it was them!
Thomas Drakkonn: i only had one of those
Willow Riverbend: *looks around* them? there is no one else here.
Thomas Drakkonn: so I know it was rright
Thomas Drakkonn: of course not...i killed them
Thomas Drakkonn: biiiiig pwerful mage
Willow Riverbend: Oh.. wait blaming it on those mercenaries... they were using arrows and fighting.. you are NOT blaming this on them.
Thomas Drakkonn: well....not as good as me...but he was tough
Thomas Drakkonn: he had a magic shield up...i couldnt even spell him
Thomas Drakkonn: i had to hit him.....a lot!
Thomas Drakkonn: and malame...she almost died
Thomas Drakkonn: saving your body
Willow Riverbend: Yeah.. and then you read the wrong scroll... *taps foot*
Thomas Drakkonn: i did NOT
Thomas Drakkonn: i only had one raise dead scroll.....and its gone
Thomas Drakkonn: so i had to read the right one
Willow Riverbend: Ah so then you did read it wrong.. got it.
Thomas Drakkonn: he used some weird necromancy on you
Willow Riverbend: You read the scroll wrong and made me a ghost.
Thomas Drakkonn: i NEVER read wrong
Thomas Drakkonn: im a genius
Thomas Drakkonn: aaaaaaaaand i brought you back
Once again... thank you for the opportunity to have fun!!
Willow and Thomas