Christmas Cookie Recipe

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Christmas Cookie Recipe

Post by Michiko » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:16 pm

Here you go,

Thought I'd share a little recipe with everyone :)



1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !

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Re: Christmas Cookie Recipe

Post by corwink » Mon Dec 14, 2009 3:50 pm

OMG that was freakin funny! Had to send it to everyone in he office casue they were looking at me funny :lol:
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Re: Christmas Cookie Recipe

Post by Michiko » Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:17 pm

That was the plan :)

It's the first good joke that crossed my desk in a very long time.. so I just had to share it :)

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Re: Christmas Cookie Recipe

Post by ambrosia » Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks! :D

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Re: Christmas Cookie Recipe

Post by Greg-Pooh » Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:23 pm

Oh yeah! I love those cookies. Just like Mother used to make! :lol:
"If you don't like yourself you can't like other people." ~Robert Heinlein

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Re: Christmas Cookie Recipe

Post by orvarg » Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:35 pm

*holds his head* yeah i love those cookies....*runs off to find advil and throw up*

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Re: Christmas Cookie Recipe

Post by shannendirithia » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:53 am

LOL
Thanks, Michi!

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