Player Quotes

[luminance]

Caparzo> Well Zilla, if you're new here, the first rule is to never trust Zombie.
*Zombie2 isnt trustworthy
<Rosemary> Second rule is never trust Cap
<Chlorine> third rule is to never trust Rose
<Samhaim> Fourth rule is to never trust Samhaim... oh wait.
<Caparzo> Absolutely, that Cap guy is a bully and will still your lunch money.
*Chlorine is the only trustworthy one
<Zombie2> 4th rule us that none of this would have happened if Zombie was DM
<Rosemary> I'm totally trustworthy, just give me candy first
<Samhaim> Yes, he will make your lunch money into alchohol by stilling it.
<Troth> And most of all don't forget to bring an extra set of pants...in case of an accident

RULEZ:
1. Don't trust Zombie.
2. Don't trust Caparzo.
3. Don't trust Rosemary.
4. Don't trust Samhaim.
4½. None of this would have happened if Zombie was a DM.
5. Bring an extra set of pants.

Thanks, IRC.

[3DWarrior]

[23:04] <ambrosia> score! I was left out of the quote
[23:04] * ambrosia is safe
[23:04] * ambrosia and goes back to plotting
[23:04] <Caparzo> Shameless.
[23:04] <Samhaim> HIIAMNEWHEREHOWTOIGETEXPSANDGOLDCANIHAZCLOAKPLZGIVEMEURPET.

[luminance]

Sorted again, so I have 23 more relatively spoiler-free quotes to share!

I do always feel a bit guilty that these are somewhat Andy-centric, but it's hard to avoid since I'm her player. I hope they're as funny to other people as they are to me.

Since I'm apologizing for these being too much about Andy, let's start with a few about Zach, and how his relationship with her is a little odd.
As for my other character, he was too stupid to live, but awfully fun to RP. Where's he now? Maybe hanging out with gods.
Sometimes I get some help playing my characters.
Secretly, they're all third graders.
Raven's secrets get revealed.
Adonis is a helper.
Vincent learns that it's important to be specific.
Amby knows how to celebrate!
Ever wonder what NPC monsters do when they think they're alone?
Here is an example of some wonderful fourth-wall bending.
Arkaz is apparently full of screencappable ~ROMANCE~ in varying degrees of creepy.
Ronan is cute, but not as cute as Lissy. Meanwhile, Aiko has some terms more descriptive than just "cute." I can only imagine their expressions of horror.
Now it's a musical!

VIDEO BONUS! Dis Mirandy an Martoof dey is da bestist fwends

[3DWarrior]

I'm thankful and somewhat amazed I only wormed my way into one of those, Luminance, I'm slipping!

[Tremayne7]

*blows kisses to Lumi*

[Ronan]

I find it frequently rewarding to offer small teasing comments when I have the chance.

[makelovelikewar]

Plotting in IRC...

<AntiPaladin> Rayne is too sexy to get rid of.
<Ronan> Curses.

[Darkfire]

Plotting in IRC...

<AntiPaladin> Rayne is too sexy to get rid of.
<Ronan> Curses.

Haha, nice!

[medea]

Discussing combat techniques in IRC...

<Caparzo> Grrr, how uncivilized to hit a man when he's bleeding :'(
<Ronan> You're right. The correct measure to deal with a man when they're bleeding is to stab.
<Caparzo> And certainly not to slurp him.
<Ronan> That sort of activity is usually reserved for shady places in red light districts, yes.
<Caparzo> Or abandoned dwarf forts it seems.

[luminance]

Context doesn't even matter.

<Ronan> Also I think humans can go a while if they have food, because food contains water in it
*AntiPaladin VROOM VROOMS!
<Ronan> So it should be the same for... oops watch out vaccuum cleaner coming through.
*amby lifts up feet
<Caparzo> My numbers are based off the movie Tremors, so take it as you will.
<amby> that's about right, Cap
*AntiPaladin VR00MS! under Amby.
* Ronan glances at amby to see if she is on a chair, or floating.
<amby> wheee